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Crack Demotivational Poster


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'




YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.3/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!


METHCAT -


TAGS: cat on crack
Rating: 3.56/5

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THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked


TAGS: eggs crack stupid joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont


WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ? - That is one huge crack !!!


TAGS: one huge crack
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 6:16 pm
Looks pretty high to me.
LikeNoOther - May 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
Is she on high heals ?!


PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




WHIPPED -


TAGS: meow crack
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
*spacepooch
Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whew. At first I thought ol' sapcepooch was takin' a sh** at me, but then I realized that nawwwww: those cats are white, and there's only twenty of them. Back to my ironing ....


VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.




WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?


TAGS: marion barry crack c******d tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTF

Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


Plumber's Crack -


TAGS: power tools plumber crack
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm
A 5er


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st ph**o but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!


TAGS: september challenge bears are crack sh**s
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!


LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!


TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty p***


ONE OF THESE THINGS - Just doesn't belong here.


TAGS: dog crack
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MissRed

concern3 - May 26, 2012, 5:00 am
clever and very funny worth 5 turkeys
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:10 pm
Oh God, I love this
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:34 pm
Grabbin' pills!!!!
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:25 am
i choose the chocolate. he is neither fish nor fowl. the meth one is overrepresented at motifake i think! ;) 5 pills
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:14 pm
#3?! Wow! I feel very accomplished.


4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.




PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!




PANCAKES - It's street for crack.


TAGS: family guy crack pancakes stewie
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2013, 10:15 am
A blast from the past? Welcome to the mellow-moti generation, frenchie. Man, the early mods put you through some shyt. I can’t vote on this one, because I don’t understand it, but do like some of your earlier stuff.


MY LIFE IS BUT AN EGGSHELL - Around a Little Egg Containing all the Dark Thoughts I Keep Inside my Head..




PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY


TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.


THE BREAKOUT - He Was Counting The Days To His Escape




BRIGHT IDEAS -




TECHNICALLY - HUMPTY DIED A CRACK HEAD DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER -


TAGS: humpty dumpty died crack head
Rating: 4.14/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:01 pm
Try "Where the pun is" as well.


BLESSED ARE THOSE -


TAGS: i crack myself up
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Hell, I'm laughin'. 5 nyuk nyuks.


RED BULL - STRAIGHT DISRESPECTING THE WORK DAY.




IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.


TAGS: cream cracker sea salt water
Rating: 1.63/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:04 am
I simply HAD to approve this one. Everyone needed a look at this object d'arte.


Eggs Like to Yoke Around -


TAGS: eggs yoke pun death cracked
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 8:48 pm
Grooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn...


but Daaaad -




Billy Crystal -




Logic fail -


TAGS: steak beer crackers logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 2:01 pm
So is three logic of the world. 5L


BE KIND TO YOUR LOCAL CRACKPOT - Give him a funny hat


TAGS: crackpot mad
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Brawler

zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 9:10 pm
He looks like a young Hubert J. Farnsworth.
Bolverk3778 - April 7, 2013, 9:01 am
Don't forget the nice snug canvas jacket, you know the ones- with the arm's that fasten in back. A must issue to all persons that wish to be politicians. With a a certification by two doctors that your nuts!
ipaprime - April 6, 2013, 7:33 am
no, cheese
Brawler - April 5, 2013, 5:48 pm
tinfoil, ofcourse :)
Silverheart - April 5, 2013, 5:28 pm

Made of foil, right? 5Ls


Drivin' -




More Upscale -


TAGS: duck dynasty cracker barrel upscale
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - December 24, 2013, 1:13 am

I've had the misfortune of seeing this excretainment merchandised fraking EVERYWHERE in waaay to many forms. Please, let it vanish ASAP.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 12:33 am
I was forced to watch this . . . . this . . . . form of entertainment.


sweet tea -


TAGS: seet tea liquid crack
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Airman

demon001 - August 2, 2014, 11:17 am
Can't compare to Long Island Ice Tea!
CloudchaserS - August 1, 2014, 6:50 am
I was trying to make a joke about not liking sweet tea.
Airman - July 31, 2014, 12:58 pm
cuz I didn't picture it in a mason jar? No mint? Actually, I did live in Montgomery Alabama for one long year
GaryO - July 31, 2014, 8:32 am
Oh-h-h-h-oh, had some las night. M-M-M-M-M.
Oldsod - July 31, 2014, 7:04 am
You have no idea what y'all are missing. 'Sokay, though...I miss the days of regional differentiation.
Greeny - July 31, 2014, 6:05 am
people in NY drink that stuff - it should come with a warning label.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2014, 4:46 am
Know how I know you're not a southerner?


BASEBALL -


TAGS: h** dog no hitter barry bonding peanuts cracker jacks ballpark
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Haarakkon - October 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
I've been a reluctant participant in several no-hitters and one perfect game.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 10:35 pm
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:34 pm
I once nearly had to watch a no-hitter. But luckily I was able to persuade my wife to talk about "her feelings." Dodged a bullet there, I tell ya.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
LoL
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
and WoW
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
Maybe even cheetos.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:57 pm
I can't appeal to everyone, all the time. Next one, I'll use cheetohs, basements and tissues.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
for*
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
a poor excuse or one then
camden - October 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
eew h** dogs, eew apple pie, and i dont like baseball, yet im an american.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 5:44 pm
Nicely done. 5L
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
And although narcissism is a very good guess, it's actually self-loathing. I now can approve my own junk, and watch it skyrocket to 1.6, where it belongs!!!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Aprrove my own posters? If not me, then who?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm
Nepotism requires relatives that have at least left a forwarding address or contact number. This is just plain old narcissism.
LogicDude - October 27, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who approved this? Is this a form of nepotism or what? Ummmmmm, actually, what I meant was....5L Aggy! Good work!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
Brilliant punchline. Worth the wait.
RON - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
touched my heart...memories of my baby son...*sniff, sniff*...EXCELLENT! you know I,m a push-over for posters of puppies and kids. now get back to work.


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


LINEUP -


TAGS: nsfw crackdown hint the gimp did it
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

bangoskank - September 27, 2010, 3:34 pm
amsome movie
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:44 pm
LOL 5L


BRITNEY - Take the Advice




The harder the heart -


TAGS: cracked broken beaten scarred
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:43 pm
Nice 1, Silvy! Well done! ^!
JesusWept - May 6, 2016, 1:52 pm
Nice ^^^^^Up


Guess How Old -


TAGS: snap crackle pop vernon grant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:33 am
Gettin' down is easy. Gettin' back up? Sometimes that a little bit more challenging! Its all ships and giggles, until someone giggles and ships!
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 9:06 am
....aaaand a bit older, you just feel what you once heard. ‘Gettin’ down’ is actually getting down….culminating in the snap crackle poop sequence (preferably on the hopper)
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:32 am
I'm not getting older, I'm getting crispy! 5 laughing snap-crackle-popping lions!


He's Everywhere -




Gigerbread -




snap -


TAGS: crackle poop
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 4:56 pm
I just kernel believe you would do that...
Bandit5906 - February 8, 2016, 11:47 am
Bingo! Another GaryO 5L


Urban Legend Nothing -




Protection -


TAGS: parrot fly screen cracker
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Oldsod - October 15, 2015, 6:17 pm
My daughter has one of those bloody birds...I fully get it. 5L


My Boss Gets On Me For Not Working -




youtube moment -


TAGS: firecracker
Rating: 4.2/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:17 am
LOL! I know somebody I'd like to do this to! Happy thoughts! Evil chuckle! 5 goth lions, RL!


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